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I Love the North of England

Posted in Uncategorized on December 15, 2019 by marksamuels

We want you, we love you, and we welcome you. We won’t shout you down as an enemy. Never let that elitist London-inspired metropolitan Marxist wall of bile and hate and its puerile hypocritical sympathisers ever return to separate us again as a nation. You lent us your trust, and, believe me, it’s an honour to try and live up to that bond of democratic trust. Brexit will be done.

We will confirm that your votes were not misplaced. And will not be ignored again.

And honestly, otherwise sensible people who should know better than posting pernicious junk like the following on social media need to wise up. We’ve heard all that same nonsense a million times before.


Mark S.



Mass Silence has Become a Democratic Roar Against Leftist Hypocrites and Virtue-Signallers

Posted in Uncategorized on December 12, 2019 by marksamuels

I told you this would happen. And thank God it has. Total defeat of you and your ideology is all you merit. Goodbye and goodnight Mr Corbyn and all your feverish Marxist acolytes. Reality bites.

Mark S.

Don’t be a mug on the 12th of December

Posted in Uncategorized on December 9, 2019 by marksamuels

Conservatives 2019

Or you might end up with the booby prize of all booby prizes.


No need for me personally to be on Twitter or Facebook. My agents are everywhere …


Mark S.

Witch-Cult Abbey

Posted in Uncategorized on November 23, 2019 by marksamuels


The hardback limited edition of my latest novel, in various lettered, numbered, et al, incarnations is now available for pre-order from Zagava.

Enjoy them while you can.

Mark S.





Jumping the Shark

Posted in Uncategorized on November 3, 2019 by marksamuels


Mark S.

Yes, Today is indeed St. Crispin’s Day

Posted in Uncategorized on October 25, 2019 by marksamuels

And I can’t resist commemorating it yet again by once more posting this clip on the 25th of October.


I mean, crikey! Even Pericles is now being retrospectively accused of the dread crime of “populism”.

Mark S.